Rufus Honker IV's Ramblings - WHERE'S ALL THE BEBES!?!?!?!

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July 24th, 2008

08:35 am

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WHERE'S ALL THE BEBES!?!?!?!
The Baby Monster came to our house today.

I crawled through the living room after getting home, emitting my fearsome cry that sends all babies to flee in a cloud of giggles: "I'M HUNGRY! HUNGRY FOR BABIES!!!"

I crawled into the kids room. No babies there.
I crawled and looked into the bathroom. No babies there either..
I crawled into the bedroom where the three children in our household were holed up, wrongly thinking their mommy would save them from the Baby monster.

I checked each kid, though. Sniffed 'em and prodded 'em. Not a single friggin' baby. The eldest curled up and said "goo-goo-gah-gah" in a feeble attempt to trick the Baby monster. The Baby Monster wasn't fooled.

The Baby Monster slunk away, dejected.

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